During her coaching career at Wood, Angie has been seeking thrilling adventures during her time off from coaching.
Here are just some of her great adventures during her time as an Archbishop Wood coach. You can scrool through
adventures one by one by clicking on the right or left buttons. Enjoy!
Coach Angie's Adventures
2003-2004
After her coaching duties are over, Angie slips into her Super "Shortie" Hero costume and patrols the night looking for
pranksters and bad guys. Although she only can use her big wheel to track down the villains, the word has gotten out to look out.
Her superpowers of leaping small curbs and staring at you until you blink keep everyone in line. We feel much safer with
Super Shortie on the lookout. Thanks Angie!
Coach Angie's 1st Year
2004-2005
Taking some time off from her superhero duties, Angie is taking up Paragliding and plans to sail off the high mountains out west.
Although she is afraid of heights and has never been parachuting, she is pushing on to tackle the challenge.
Her training consists of jumping off her bed with a blanket firmly in her grasp to experience the rush of air
under her feet and the thrill of adventure. Good luck Angie, we know you can do it!
Coach Angie's 2nd Year
2005-2006
Angie begins her training this year to earn a spot on the Olympic Luge team. Since there is little ice to train with,
Angie has begun training on her specially designed slip and slide. Mastering curves like nobody else can, Angie uses the
slip and slide to skillfully achieve her 5 second run each day, perfecting all the skill she will need to achieve her goal.
Angie has perfected her signature move call the "Flop" where she defies the normal techniques used by her competitors and
slides down stomach first to achieve a speed so fast it has been setting records on every slip and slide she has faced.
Good luck Angie on your quest to become the best.
Coach Angie's 3rd Year
2006-2007
Angie is training hard to enter the world of Professional Wrestling. Training with professionals like Hulk Hogan and
Stone Cold Steve Austin, Angie plans to start with matches against women managers. After she disposes of these women,
she will take on the big-time wrestlers. Angie is currently looking for a tag team wrestler who will be worthy of her
talents and one day hopes to hold the world wrestling title. She trains daily by jumping from one bed to another in
flying feats of amazement. She also tumbles 300 times a day. Together with her big wheel training, she should be in the
ring in perfect shape in short order. Good luck Angie in you quest and we look forward to you raising the belt.
Coach Angie's 4th Year
2007-2008
Angie has big dreams this year and plans on entering the Tour De France. She will try to become the first racer to
complete the whole race on a Big Wheel. She trains constantly in the schools she teaches at, challenging everyone to
grueling one on one Big Wheel races up and down the hallways to anyone who foolishly thinks they can beat her.
Good luck to Angie in her quest to be the best!
Coach Angie's 5th Year
2008-2009
Angie has set high goals for herself this year as she trains to become a Professional Bull Rider.
Angie trains hard every day in pursuit of her goal. Although there are no bulls to ride where she lives and
has never been on a horse, she trains daily by going to the local grocery store and riding the electric horse.
With the grueling training we have no doubt the Angie will be on the rodeo tour in no time riding with the best of them.
Good luck Angie on you quest!
Coach Angie's 6th Year
2009-2010
This year Angie plans to become a professional roller derby girl. With her Big Wheel Tour De France adventure complete,
Angie plans to less time in the saddle and more time bashing opponents. Angie trains by putting on a helmet and bashing
into arbitrary objects wherever she can. Known as "Shorty" on the professional tour, she is built for speed and undercutting
the legs of her fiercest opponents. Her signature move is the "Double Flip Supplex" where she catches her opponent unaware and
flips them into the air, leaving a trail of confused opponents all over the rink, while she merrily skates away to score the winning goal.
Good luck in your new endeavor, and hopefully we will see the highlights on ESPN.
Coach Angie's 7th Year
2010-2011
Angie has big plans this year! Her next big adventure is the swim with the great white sharks. Angie has trained long and hard
for her upcoming event. She first started training by testing the waters at home. She would buy the meanest looking goldfish
and put them in the tub while taking her bath to get used to the harshness of the open waters. Next, she would draw pictures of the
great beast and put them on her headboard so she could stare down the mighty sharks at night. In the next phase of her adventure
she would elicit the help of her friends at the gym pool where they would splash the water around her to simulate the thrashing
of the great whites. Some of them would even swim under her and rub noodles againt her leg to simulate the sandpaper feel of the
beastly sharks scraping against her. Her final phase of preparation would be to drive down to the beach and go into the water up to her
ankles to get the feel of the fierce ocean. I think she is ready. I look forward to seeing Angie in an upcoming documentary during
shark week on the Discovery Channel. Good luck Angie!
Coach Angie's 8th Year
2011-2012
Angie's new quest this year is to find Little Foot who is the shorter version of Big Foot. Angie had big plans to go on expeditions
in the great outdoors of Montana and to climb the Himalayans is her quest but was sidetracked by her fear of trees and doesn't like the cold.
So instead, Angie searches her backyard every night with the pen light on her keychain hoping to surprise the little hairy guy and prove to the
world the existence of the notorious creature. We wait patiently for Angie's findings and hope she can turn her adventures into one of the
worlds greatest documentaries.
Coach Angie's 9th Year
2012-2013
Angie has big aspirations this year. She is practicing to be a big star on American Idol. Although tone deaf and can't sing a lick,
Angie has been getting ready for the big day by singing in the shower for the last few months. She is hoping to score a big record label
album with songs she makes up that don't rhyme and only appeal to small children. She does voice training by recording her songs on her
tape recorder, calling up random people on the phone and asking for tips while she plays back her songs. Good luck Angie, we look forward
to seeing you in Hollywood someday.
Coach Angie's 10th Year
2013-2014
Angie has decided this is the year to go for the gusto and is planning to compete in the X-Games. She plans to bring her big wheel
out of retirement and show everyone what a real biker can do. While Angie doesn't like heights, she has put all her fears aside and
can do a 5-inch vertical leap off the curb. Amazing what can be accomplished when put to the test. Angie plans to show up and do all
the major moves, sit and spin, front wheel pull up, two wheel edge ride and her big finally the scream and yell from the top of a
5 foot platform. Good luck Angie, we know you will bring home the gold.
Coach Angie's 11th Year
2014-2015
Angie plans to join the circus in the off season and show off her stuff with the trapeze artists. Although Angie is afraid of heights,
this is not deterring her from her grand plans. She has already started training in the local park on the monkey bars, already getting
up to the second rung. She then plans on jumping up and down several times a day to get ready for the big show. As a final test she will
balance walking on the curb very, very slow to practice for the high wire act. We are sure Angie will excel in her new quest.
We are all ready to get our tickets and watch the fireworks. Go Angie Go!
Coach Angie's 12th Year
2020-2021
Angie's quest this year is to become a pro on the lady’s golf tour. Although she can't play a lick, she plans on practicing every night at the
put-put golf course for at least 10 minutes a day. With her special bright green and neon red plastic clubs she has no fear of taking on the big girls.
With her resolve and many experiences in other professional adventures we are sure Angie will get show off her big 20-foot drives and 2 inch puts that
will put her in the top 10,000 professionals list. Good luck on your new adventure and see you soon on ESPN.
Coach Angie's 13th Year
2021-2022
For this years adventure, Angie plans on running with the bulls. Although she is afraid of large animals, she is committed to the task and
plans on being one of the first in line for the run. She currently trains by having her chihuahua run behind her, chasing her just like the
real bulls would. Good luck Angie on you quest!
Coach Angie's 14th Year
2021-2022
During her time off this year Angie plans on climbing Mount Kilimandjaro. Although Angie does not like the cold, she is
full steam ahead with her plans. To train for the rigourous journey, Angie climbs her stairs at least twice a day and stands
in front of the freezer for at least 5 minutes each day to get accoustomed to the cold and all the climbing that will be needed.
Good luck Angie, we will look for you on the Discovery channel!
Coach Angie's Adventures
Coach Angie's 1st Year
Coach Angie's 2nd Year
Coach Angie's 3rd Year
Coach Angie's 4th Year
Coach Angie's 5th Year
Coach Angie's 6th Year
Coach Angie's 7th Year
Coach Angie's 8th Year
Coach Angie's 9th Year
Coach Angie's 10th Year
Coach Angie's 11th Year
Coach Angie's 12th Year
Coach Angie's 13th Year
Coach Angie's 14th Year
Coach Angie's 14th Year